"Kidney Thief" - P.O.S.

July 20, 2007

What up, everyone?

Sitting here in Wicker Park right now just maxing out. You know, just doing some coffee shop contemplating; trying to beat out existing shit. Anyway, Jerico’s on it with the Common and Lily Allen shit:

http://www.rappersiknow.com/?p=82

Another thing. Raleigh, thanks for all the praise on my write ups (and what not) and thanks for forwarding the ones you like to your friends. Jerico, thanks also and all that good stuff. Well, it was only a matter of time, but with you guys helping me build my confidence; I think it’s enough to start blogging my shit for the MASSES! So the thing is, all these shops that I’m showing my book to are a little concerned that I might not be able to form a sentence, so I need to erase any doubt for those cats. And on top of that, they all want to know other creative pursuits outside of advertising that I partake in, and so I need to exploit this list for a second.

Insane, I tell you. All these things that I’ve done for the love of Hip Hop (the street team shit, concert promoting and this email newsletter). I’ve done it all simply for my love for it (imagine if I was a Jesus freak). Now, I think it might come full circle and help me now that I’m in need. If you guys can tell your friends I’d greatly appreciate it. I’ll always to keep it true, always talk to only a few of you guys (my friends), and always send what I send or type what I type for my own self-expression. Any momentum I can get will be great, so that way I can throw it in their faces like, “Yo, I don’t do viral, homie. Muthafucka, I am viral. Now take off your kicks before you come into my house, sucka. Wait, what the fuck do you expect? Just because I grew up Mexican and listen to ‘Black music?’ I’m fucking Asian bitch (I’ll pull down my pants to prove it).”

Here’s a link to my blog. Share it with friends, bookmark it, masturbate to it:

http://sonnyred.blogspot.com/

Lord, kill me. Anyway, also...Little Brother’s blog on Myspace is funny as hell..Phonte is crazy. That’s the only thing I really check up on. Also, my blog is really more me on a TLC tip. But I swear, soon I’ll stop being full of my own bullshit and start talking about the music again. Alright, fuck, let’s see. For today I need to talk about P.O.S. A few days ago, I emailed Roy and the homie Jay:

Hey Roy,

How you doing? Anyway, fuck...that POS shit is fucking dope. You gotta burn it for Jay. Jayfagski, here’s a sample....

Anyway Roy, big time surprise....i love that shit, big time. Fucking dope ass hip hop. Thanks for the hookup.

-- Roe

Well, whatever. I like the way he attacks the mic. I like it. It’s raw and honest; like Slug...actually kinda sounds like him and bit his style (would you agree/disagree)? That age old,, “I’m better than...” technique of rhyming doesn’t really apply anymore. Besides, I don’t think any artist is going to come out anytime soon and flip that angle in a way that will make me go, “Holy shit. I never heard that metaphor/simile before! Fuck, did you hear that? He said he’s so dope he’s like a Kraft Jet Puft Marshmallow and that other MCs are like the fake muthafucking Swiss Miss ones that only expand when they’re soaked in hot water. That’s gangsta. Next level shit, son! Yes indeedy! No doubt, no doubt. Word is bond, yo!” Well, I think he does sound a bit like Slug and I’m sorry if you disagree, but I might have to argue that to the point where we get all mad at each other and like just greet each other with head nods from now on, instead of the hip hop etiquette dap/rocks style. And then maybe just get drunk and just apologize to you later? I hate it when I argue my self-righteous views, it’s just they’re always wrong. I fucking argue it to death and then when I apologize, often times it’s not even truly an apology-apology. I really do feel sorry, but I have baggage and justification with it. Like when someone apologizes, it should be: “I’m sorry.”

But most of the time, when people apologize they say, “I’m sorry. It’s just that....” or “I’m sorry, but it’s because....”

No, cut that shit. I’m sorry if this cat doesn’t sound like Slug-o.

I only said it because...because motherfucker does sound like Slug! Fuck you, fucking diarrhea breath.

-- Sonnyred