I’m looking for a roommate:
Facts
$800 + utilities (usually no more than $30 a month)
Marina Del Rey (3 minute drive to work, 20 minute bike ride to the beach, 1 1/2 blocks to Al Tomizawa) Move in September (or last week of August)
2 bd, 1 ba – you get the bigger bedroom and your own parking spot
Month to month
About Me
Personality – easy going, neat and all the sensibilities of a respectable roommate
I listen to a lot of independent music, watch indie flicks and documentaries
Not really into sports, KROQ, TV or myspace (but whatever, that’s what makes me feel like a princess)
Don’t smoke, drink occasionally (we can talk about other vices later)
I like to go out and party and stuff, but I prefer to keep the place as a sanctuary.
But the place is always open to friends and travelers.
Don’t mind sharing food/drink, just don’t kill it....hopefully same applies to you.
What I look for in a roommate
Someone that can keep the place tidy and pay bills on time, blah blah.
Trustworthy and respectful of privacy.
Discreet enough to resist the urge to gossip about my prosthetic leg, subscription to Tiger Beat or gingivitis. If we can be friends, then great. If not, then that’d kinda be awkward, wouldn’t you agree?
Thanks all, -- Roe I can send you pics of the apartment (probably with inebriated people posing in it) if you’re interested.

I don’t quite have any pictures of the place yet, but here’s a PowerPoint rendering to give you a more accurate sense of the place. 
That’s a picture of me, enjoying a lemonade, and welcoming YOU as a potential new roommate.
That’s right.
You.
-- Roe
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