Thursday, August 16, 2007

Top 5 Gayest Solo Artist Names

Ranked in order from anal Cheeto to Flaming Hot Cheeto:

No. 5 - Boy George









Too obvious.

No. 4 - Herbie Hancock








Would've been higher but I don't think too many of you younger cats know him.

No. 3 - Ricky Nelson







He gave birth to two of the gayest looking twins, ever. If I were to see one of the Nelson twins from the back, (with their long, flowing hair) I might get an erection. And that's gayer than gay. That's Ben.

No. 2 - Jack Johnson






Ultimate porn name. It's the equivalent of Hans Solo.

No. 1 - Little Richard





You know his name is the last thing he'd ever want. Woooooo!


Honorable mention to all Chinese artists with the last name Wang.

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